Toivo & Wilho

By Jan Niska

Toivo and Will went up to The Hill
Just to have a few Whiskies and water.
But when they came down
(and it was known around town)
They'd had a few more than they oughter.

They would stagger around
and fall to the ground
'cause the foggy spells came without warning.
But the biggest problem now,
they remembered somehow
was the welcome they'd get in the morning

they were a sad pair
and escaped by a hair
'cause their wives were 'bout to skin 'em.

The stories they told
(pretty much the same old)
and I'd betcha the truth wasn't in 'em.